Darcy Nair; vocals and hammered dulcimer with Irish bouzouki, bodhran and bones. Music from Celtic, American and Maritime folk traditions. About Darcy

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What's the best way to tune a hammered dulcimer?
Use a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a banjo and a hammered dulcimer?
A hammered dulcimer burns longer.

What's the difference between an onion and a hammered dulcimer?
No one cries when you cut up a hammered dulcimer.

What's the difference between a hammered dulcimer player driving a car and a frog driving a car?
The frog is more likely to be driving to a paying gig.

What do you say to a hammered dulcimer player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise..."

Why did the idiot decide to take up hammered dulcimer?
To get rich

How do you make a million dollars playing hammered dulcimer?
Start with 2 million.

What do you call a hammered dulcimer at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start

What do you call a hammered dulcimer on dry land?

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