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What's the difference between a banjo and a hammered dulcimer?
A hammered dulcimer burns longer.
What's the difference between an onion and a hammered dulcimer?
No one cries when you cut up a hammered dulcimer.
What's the difference between a hammered dulcimer player driving a car
and a frog driving a car?
The frog is more likely to be driving to a paying gig.
What do you say to a hammered dulcimer player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise..."
Why did the idiot decide to take up hammered dulcimer?
To get rich
How do you make a million dollars playing hammered dulcimer?
Start with 2 million.
What do you call a hammered dulcimer at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start
What do you call a hammered dulcimer on dry land?
Kindling
